★ BREAKING NEWS ★ POLITICIANS THROW HANDS IN WESTMINSTER ★ SPEAKER LOSES CONTROL ★ BIG BEN STRIKES MIDNIGHT ★ COBRA MEETING DESCENDS INTO CHAOS ★ ODDS FAVOUR THE UNDERDOG ★ CHIPPY SHOP CLOSED FOR THE DAY ★
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★ 2026 EDITION ★ A WESTMINSTER BRAWL ★
Seven politicians and one cat enter Whitehall.
Only one walks out clutching the dispatch box.
Parliamentary procedure has left the chat.
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